In Security by Bea R. for October 13, 2020

‘Al’s prominent eyelashes might hint at the baby’s gender …

… or not.

And just like that Hubbs, guy fun time is over. Sigh!

Al’s the same size as your football, Hubbs. You’re a natch for this!

No football for you Hubbs

Ellie, raising a child is not a game, it’s serious!

Next up Hubbs is gonna invite the guys to play football on the front yard so he can better look after the baby! XD

Why does Ellie keep calling Al an “it”, that talk almost makes it seem like she considers her own son a lesser being.

Just take your family with you, it isn’t that hard / unheard off.

Welcome to fatherhood, Hubbs.

Personal fowl (smell).

But I’ve never seen a 15 yard cloth diaper.

Cuz I’ve been down to the whipping post

This is your new destiny……you’ve been diaper tabled.

Looks like Hubbs and the Duke won’t be spending as much time together as they used to…

No matter how much family time you have, there has to be some alone time too. I used Kendo, running, swimming and Kempo to keep me sane. If I didn’t break a sweat for at least an hour a day, I probably would have murdered somebody.

That said, I always took the 2 and the 4 am feedings because I was always up at those hours. My wife loved that she could sleep through the night.

(senses melodramatic uses of the word “DESTINY” in this cartoon)

Wind it up tight enough and it’ll look like a football.

Well, Hubbs, her true personality comes out.

Pink laces on the ’ball.

Don’t worry, Hubbs… Soon the little one will develop the same love for football that you have. With your training, he’ll (I still say he’s a boy!) become the star you wanted to be.

Ah, yes… married life…

The day after the baby comes home.

Ah! The glitz and glamour of having kids!

Him: Um, sorry babe but I really gotta help the team. I’m the ‘main asset’!

Her: YOURE NEVER AROUND AND WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD TO LOOK AFTER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND YOUR WEEKENDS PLAYING ‘FOOTBALL’ INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOUR FIRST CHILD!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT START BEING A MORE ATTENTIVE DAD THEN I WILL DIVORCE YOU!!!!!!

Him: Uh huh sure babe. You love me too much your heart wouldn’t be able to take divorcing me. Also I’m the main provider. What would you do without me??

Lol I’m just kidding that’s my over-active imagination at work. It gets out of control at times :l