Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 17, 2006

Transcript:

Hamhock: Bixby, make him stop protesting "Squam." He's gonna put me out of a job! Bixby: Okay, okay, let me hand handle this. Ralston, what are you doing? What do you care if they make a lunch meat out of squirrel? Ralston: I'm here to stop the brutal exploitation of my fellow woodland creatures. Bixby: Woodland-?You live in a penthouse apartment! With a doorman! Ralston: Hey, I've got a park view...