Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 26, 2006
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, why don't you just take a sick day? Bixby: I can't. I used up all my sick days playing hooky from work. Fritz: Well, then, use a vacation day. Bixby: I can't. I used up all my vacation days looking for a job that gives me more sick days.