Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 01, 2006

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Captain Victorious: Man, this new superhero insurance is driving me crazy! Ralston: You need insurance to be a superhero now? Captain Victorious: Of course! And the regulations are so bad that I can barely do my job! The deductible makes foiling petty crime simply not worth the risk, and my premiums will go sky high if I get involved in anything like an alien invasion! Ralston: What if a supervillain threatens the city? Captain Victorious: I can only hope his coverage is up to date. Otherwise, I'm liable for his damage! Ralston: Wow! So what does your insurance company allow you to fight, then? Captain Victorious: Insurance claims