Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 24, 2009

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woman: would it matter if I had dated captain victorious? dynaman: Ew. yes. woan: Why? it wouldn't have had anything to do with you! Dynaman: but I'm better than him, and anyone I'm with has to share that sentiment!! woman: Gee, any other high standards I have to meet? man: Well, proper hair care is a must...