Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 25, 2011
January 24, 2011
January 26, 2011
Transcript:
high atop mr. negato's secret dread chalet.... mr. negato: Yes!! once completed, this will be my most diabolical device yet! Now to just-- mr. negato: Wh--? Wait a minute...there's a piece missing? Of all the--! Mr. negato: That's the last time I buy a doomsday device from ikea...
Kirokithikis almost 14 years ago
Should have bought from Acme
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
IKEA, some assembly required won’t fit together Acme kills coyotes Colt comes fully assembled and requires no intelligence to operate.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
Once Batteries are install to remote, check Functionallity by depress POWER labeled ARM. Next with finger to be pressing KaBoom Icon, gently, To Detonate Device after removing self 1000 meters (3ft). Enjoy please experience.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Looks like he bought the Chalet from Aku from Samurai Jack.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
American doomsday machines are the only proven ones though they did only have Japanese testing.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Their meatballs are exceptional though.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
On the other hand, the only tool you need for assembly is an Allen wrench. What other Doomsday Device can make THAT claim?
Of course, a Doomsday Device worthy of the name doesn’t need to be functional. It works because others believe it’s functional.
PlaidWolf almost 14 years ago
jingle “Negato Evil Incorporated!”
captainedd almost 14 years ago
Should have bought it from Wal-Mart. They’ll let you return anything.