Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 19, 2011
March 18, 2011
March 20, 2011
Transcript:
woman: Hey, cap, I need a new battle cry! Woman: something that says "I'm a strong woman and I'm in charge and--? Woman: Hey, idiot, you're late!! you were supposed to rob that bank an hour ago!! now, I'm doing something else!! moron! captain: mmm, its's a little on the nose...
zero over 13 years ago
How about she sings I Was Born This Way…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Does she really have the audacity to call that the “Girdle of Truth?”
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
In my dealings with females I’M the one obsessed with punctuality.
“Hi, it’s Fritz. it’s 4:00. I know we planned to meet at the theater at 5:00, but I’m running a BIT behind. If I’m 15 minutes late or so that’s why. If I’m not there when you get there, go ahead and get the tickets for the 5:30 show. Call me back.”
“Hi, Fritz again. It’s 4:30, and I’m waiting for the bus. If I don’t have to wait too long, I should be there by 5:00, but I shouldn’t be more than about 5 minutes late. Call me back.”
“Hi, Fritz again. The bus came just after I hung up, and now I’m only about two blocks away. It’s ten ‘til.”
“Hi, Fritz again. I went ahead and bought the tickets. It’s 5:15.”
Then, at 5:28, “Hi, it’s Katie. I’m ALMOST there, I PROMISE.”
ellisaana Premium Member over 13 years ago
Fritz, you set your self up for that in your first call.
“If I’m not there when you get there, go ahead and get the tickets….”
Why on earth would she want to arrive before you do?