Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 02, 2012
June 01, 2012
June 03, 2012
Transcript:
captain: look, I found a vegetarian food that I like! Ralston: what is it? captain: It's a new product and it's delicious! ralston: Let me see the package. captain: here. ralston: um, I've never heard of "fishken." Captain: exactly. made up animals don't count as meat...
knight1192a over 12 years ago
Fishken. It’s like a fastfood version of turducken. A chicken patty stuffed inside a fish fillet topped with cheese and tartar sauce on a seasme seed bun. Bet you actually call it the McFishken.
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
Fake meat. Thats. . . just. . . WRONG. . .
K M over 12 years ago
An old radio spot about fast-food chicken had one guy in a stuffy, upper-crust tone of voice saying, “So I said to my wife Bambi and my daughter Muffy, some people just don’t know what’s real!”