Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 01, 2013
Transcript:
Man: I still don't know, Fritz... Fritz: Listen, Bert, your product is all about soothing people, making them comfortable. And what's more soothing than a nice, round, adorable cartoon character? Man: I just don't think people will be comforted by a cartoon hemorrhoid... Fritz: What about "Sammy the Salve"? He's gooey!
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Would his favourite wrestling move be the “pile driver”?
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
I’m not sure I’d be comforted by a character that’s “gooey.”
folklegendredux almost 12 years ago
He gets larger when you voidHe’s Hank the Happy Hemorrhoid