Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 30, 2013
June 29, 2013
July 01, 2013
Transcript:
Man: I'm gonna go get th' gang! Hey, Lughead, wanna go to th' Chok-lit shoppe for a malted? Man: Nah, I got plenty of munchies right here, Randy... Man: Regis! Wanna go to the Chok-lit shoppe? Man: No way, babe! I'm goin' to th' disk-o-tekke! Got my hair just right... Man: Bobbi, wanna go - Girl: Sorry, Randy, I've got band practice, model congress, and four AP exams tomorrow. May tonight between pilates and power yoga. Woman: A malted? All those carbs? Saturated fat? Refined sugar? Are you kidding me? Besides, I ate yesterday. Man: Mr. Leathertree! It's th' gang! They've all changed! Man: For goodness sakes, Randy, you've been in high school for thirty years! Go get a job or something! Man: Oh well, Ox, at least you still hang out at the Chok-lit shoppe. Hamhock: I'm subbing for Ox while he's in steroid rehab. Maltacchino? Randy's Digest.
ajr58 over 11 years ago
Regie Neidermeyer ?
Dampwaffle over 11 years ago
Hee. Pretty sad when you think about it. Now the Archie people have to resort to Archie Meets Kiss (30 years after Kiss was last relevant) and Archie vs. Zombies in order to sell comics… And when was the last time you saw a malt shop? Or an ice cream soda?
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
Ms. Amazement? The strip went into repeats a while back, and I think we just haven’t gotten to her introduction yet.
When she DOES make her reappearance, I expect that day’s comment total to reach a new high…
Vince M over 11 years ago
Thirty years? Try seventy-plus! Can you go straight from High School to Social Security?
knight1192a over 11 years ago
Maltaccino? MALTACCINO!?! That sounds like something Starbucks would cook up to drain folks wallets even further.