Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 22, 2014
August 21, 2014
August 23, 2014
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: You know what power I should have? Teleportation! To be able to go from one side of the planet to the other like that?? Awesome!! Ralston: Cap, you can run across the planet in two seconds! Captain Victorious: Two whole seconds of running? You want me to pump my own water while I'm at it?? Jeez!
knight1192a over 10 years ago
Two seconds vs. two milliseconds. Every split second counts Ralston. Course for Cap that just means 1,998 milliseconds longer to finish a beer.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
What he needs is an assistant with telepathy who will act as Caps stand in.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Maybe Nightcrawler can give him some pointers. Good thing he’s back from the dead.