Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 19, 2014
Transcript:
Anchor: We're back with Captain Victorious, apologizing to his fans for using power enhancements. Captain Victorious: So sorry... Anchor: So show us the exact "Power Ups" you were using, Captain. Captain Victorious: Well, this is a "Delta Beam," Kirby. My trainer would flash this in my eyes twice a day for $500, and it tripled my powers! Anchor: Cap, this is just a flashlight. Captain Victorious: I knew temporary blindness wasn't a power...
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
It may look like an ordinary flashlight but to the unimaginative mind it is a power up.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“And this one he called a ‘placebo’…”