Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 12, 2016
Transcript:
hamhock: So what're you gonna do with the baby dragon, tyr? Tyr: his name's knut, and I'm keeping him! hamhock: uh, you really think that's such a great idea? Tyr: Sure, why wouldn't it be a-- T-wooosh!!! Tyr: careful, knut!! don't wanna hurt yourself, boy!!
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
And now Hamhock is starting to realize he should have encouraged Tyr to eat Knut. Baby dragons do grow up to eat pigs, and sheep, maidens, knights who do a piss poor job of slaying them, cows, etc.
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
mmm, I smell bacon. The dragon’s definitely a keeper.
Prey almost 9 years ago
They also ride horses and carry swords. Sorry, that’s dragoons.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
MMmmmm! Roast pork!
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 9 years ago
Shame it was a wyrm, it basicly lives in treasure – then again it has to be fed something eight oxen a day fully grown, and is highly toxic.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
On demand BBQ!
Dkram almost 9 years ago
Go to Id and ask the Wizard how to train a dragon.Well, maybe not..\\//_
craigwestlake almost 9 years ago
“Fwoosh”? I thought Richard the Warlock had a copyright on that.
Daniel Jacobson almost 9 years ago
Now, will someone write a song, called “Knut the Magic Dragon?”
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Fwooosh!!!
Very funny!!!
K M almost 9 years ago
Who’s frying ham!!
natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Apparently, Knut has the superpower of bacon production. He’s a keeper!