Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 29, 2020
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Viking: You're a good swine, Hamhock. Hamhock: Thanks, Tyr. Viking: Y'know, when I was a boy, I had a swine just like you as a pet. But do you know what he served to eat at that feast? Hamhock: Sushi? Viking: Swine!! Hamhock: Oh, I doubt Lord Snortles would have eaten that... I named him Lord Snortles. He was sharp as a tack! I taught him tricks and everything. When he was fully grown, my father, Odin, threw a feast. I assumed it was for Lord Snortles' birthday.
Milady Meg over 4 years ago
We have seen Hamhock eat bacon.
TheFiddleBackSpider over 4 years ago
Poor snortles
Ken Norris Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never name something you may later eat.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
I don’t doubt he would have eaten it. Pigs will eat just about anything. Including other pigs.
Dragoncat over 4 years ago
And Odin, for all of his wisdom, can’t figure out why his kids have problems…
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago
A little thick, that pig…