The Laws of Golf:
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have inner peace knowing that a crappier one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.)
More laws later.
Bad shots come in groups of three. A fourth bad shot, is the beginning of another group of three.
Rough attracts, Fairways repel.
If you can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time, you’ll hit a two inch tree branch 90% of the time.
Never buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
Dutchboy1 about 15 years ago
The Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have inner peace knowing that a crappier one is yet to come. (This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.) More laws later.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
don’t let that last commenter near you! if he bites you, YOU will be come rabid!
;)
yyyguy about 15 years ago
an excerpt from The Real Official Rules of Golf:
Bad shots come in groups of three. A fourth bad shot, is the beginning of another group of three. Rough attracts, Fairways repel. If you can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time, you’ll hit a two inch tree branch 90% of the time. Never buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.A.
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
Funny yyyguy.
Take your putter for a test drive, as it were.
bald about 15 years ago
okay , somebody call PETA to save this animal
yyyguy:responding to your post of yesterday—–
i relocated here in sept of 07 after being way from here since 63, when i retired i decided to come home finally i’m actually in tonawanda