In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 31, 2010

It looks like he’s got a hitch in his gitalong.

What took the spring out of his step?

A

Pause? Commercial break? Hit refresh!

Hit the reset button…

Gotta get those media timeouts in ……. regardless of game-flow.

Is this why you don’t often see short people playing basketball?

Proven once again: White guys can’t jump…well.

Revenge of Woody Harrison.

freeholder, he possibly can jump but he is still short of the hoop, and after hanging there will most likely drop straight down

Isn’t cartoon physics wonderful??

The jumper needs to be rebooted; this time with a bigger boot so that he reaches the basket.

OR

Somebody turn the gravity back on!

“When I say ‘Jump,’ you wait for permission before coming back down!”