You need a degree to fall back on, Billy. You can't count on getting your hide tanned and made into an NBA basketball.
“That’s a lot of ‘bull’ dad.” “Are you giving me a bum steer?”
You should have named him “Benny.” Then he could be a mascot.
Ahhh, isn’t Basketballs made from Rubber?
He could also star in commercials for Chick-fil-A or be a mascot for the University of Texas. Sadly, the best bovine career was lost when Gary Larson quit doing the Far Side.
Colt, NBA basketballs are either leather or synthetic leather. Rubber basketballs are are for outdoor use where leather would wear away quickly.
^ wow, the memories of that song!
If he takes good care of himself, he could make it into motorsports - as a seat cover!
pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
“That’s a lot of ‘bull’ dad.” “Are you giving me a bum steer?”
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
You should have named him “Benny.” Then he could be a mascot.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Ahhh, isn’t Basketballs made from Rubber?
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
He could also star in commercials for Chick-fil-A or be a mascot for the University of Texas. Sadly, the best bovine career was lost when Gary Larson quit doing the Far Side.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Colt, NBA basketballs are either leather or synthetic leather. Rubber basketballs are are for outdoor use where leather would wear away quickly.
Nelly55 almost 14 years ago
^ wow, the memories of that song!
captainedd almost 14 years ago
If he takes good care of himself, he could make it into motorsports - as a seat cover!