In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for July 14, 2022

“I prayed for the opposing team’s pitcher to get a cramp.”

“So did I, sister, so did I.”

The third window is for “Concussions”

Available at this Concession Stand, …

… one team can concede the game to the other team.

Aslo a window for Completions !

Good Lord!

Get your religion outta my sports …in government is bad enuf.

The confession booth allows all the overpaid sports figures to confess they’re sins before the games….

but to even get into the ballpark you have to get filtered through ‘Repressions’

and to live it all over again on the way out you pass through ‘regressions’

Do they jack the price up for confessions at the ball park?

Processions..

Regressions…

Aggressions……

“but in my defense, that ump is blind as a bat”

Gonna confess some sins while watching the game eh?

Looks like the confession stand offers group rates.

“Forgive me, Father, for I have singled …”

sure could use those at some stadiums