Jane’s crazy (after all, we’re talking about Jane, here) but Jane’s NOT stupid (after all, we ARE talking about Jane); she’s headed for the sofa for tonight.Tomorrow? Welllll, we’ll see…
I don’t know the drunks name, but I think that she is a fem-mine lesbian who’s taken by Janes pillow at work (boobs) to be refreshing for her soul, mind and body. But she’s also taken by Janes short spiky hair to be that of a butch lesbian. Whether that’s true or not remains to be seen. However I feel that Jane won’t sleep on her bed tonight , maybe the sofa will hold her dreams for her!!!
wesbucey over 11 years ago
It has been a l o o o n g time since anyone thought it was OK to take advantage of a drunk. My guess is Jane will end up on the sofa.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 11 years ago
I think Jane would be stronger than that..But it might be something to talk over tomorrow.
ForeverAllstar over 11 years ago
Maybe she will have a devil on one shoulder and angel on another ala “Animal House”
t jacobs over 11 years ago
nah- if they make it too the bed they are fair game.
t jacobs over 11 years ago
jimmy buffett said it best, "why dont we get drunk and --
SKJAM! Premium Member over 11 years ago
Jane’s going to be not taking advantage but not feeling happy about it.
krisjackson01 over 11 years ago
Yeah, I’m a guy and even I can agree with that.
klunker rider over 11 years ago
Never take advantage of a drunk, or they will throw up on you, Sofa time.
gileshead over 11 years ago
A drunk sees Jane coming, doesn’t believe Jane would take advantage of her, Jane decides to do it, so the drunk evaluates the sitz, then throws up.
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
Oh I agree with everyone, but what if they are both drunk?
MadYank over 11 years ago
Jane’s crazy (after all, we’re talking about Jane, here) but Jane’s NOT stupid (after all, we ARE talking about Jane); she’s headed for the sofa for tonight.Tomorrow? Welllll, we’ll see…
RebelReb over 11 years ago
I don’t know the drunks name, but I think that she is a fem-mine lesbian who’s taken by Janes pillow at work (boobs) to be refreshing for her soul, mind and body. But she’s also taken by Janes short spiky hair to be that of a butch lesbian. Whether that’s true or not remains to be seen. However I feel that Jane won’t sleep on her bed tonight , maybe the sofa will hold her dreams for her!!!
GeekonCall over 11 years ago
I don’t care how drunk you are, if a woman is lying on top of you, you don’t tell her that anything else feels nice.You tell that to HER !!!