Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for March 22, 2025

Thou shalt not fry thy offspring.

Angel 2: “Naw, it just means you’re a dumb cluck.”

“Well, Colonel Sanders, it means you’re not where you think you are.”

(“BTW, is that as painful as it looks?”)

Maybe in time, you’ll grow a beak and chicken legs to go with your bird brain.

He always comes through in the clutch.

It means you were a chicken.

Back here on Earth, he could become a very wealthy angel.

While living, everyone thought you were crazy. But your family kept you around because they needed the eggs…then, you died of a bowel obstruction?!