JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 02, 1997

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Joe: how was your day at the hospital, marcy? Marcy: We saved a man who had an appointment with death. Joe: so....nothing out of the ordinary, huh? sunny: I went potty! Marcy: We preformed a quadruple bypass on someone today. Joe: Boy! It's not fun being elderly... marcy: the guy was your age, joe. Joe: My age?!? Marcy: He didn't take good care of himself. Joe: ! Marcy: Poor diet. no exercise..... Joe: I gotta get to the gym myself. marcy:He's one of those guys who never get routine checkups! Joe: I know guys like that. Marcy: joe is getting a check up today because of the fake "bypass guy!" woman: Told you! My brain fell for the bypass guy twice in one month!