JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 26, 2019

Maybe if he puts it in the tub where Mortimer can reach it.

He won’t attack it unless he thinks it’s a threat, as he does with the real and quite animated Sockness in the tub with the little ones. GOOD dog!

But someone tell me…WHO buys hand puppets as a dog chew toy ??? GET HIM SOMETHING THAT GOES “SQUEAK”!

Calling it now Mortimer will be called in to catch the car thief

Make it move by the twins and he will!

A little cheap there, huh, Joe?

Maybe it’s a little too cheap for him.

He is a dog. He is willing to sacrifice his life for you and free room and board and scritches behind the ears.

I’m telling you now, if Mortimer dies in the line of duty, I’m not coming back. I couldn’t read “Better Or Worse” after Farley died.

You have to look as if you threaten the twins with it.

Him and “The Bullies”

Put it on your hand and see what remains.

How about some nice juicy ribs?

Is that all you can think of to reward your dog that did all he did? Think bigger! Buy him a nice steak or do something he likes – spoil him a little.

I hear what you’re saying about the parade, but it may not be wise to make him too famous. A dog that heroic may soon become a target. There have been cases where criminals put a bounty on police dogs.

You’re right. The dog Conan was injured from going after the head of Isis.