Kliban by B. Kliban for February 22, 2021

This explains a lot.

It’s just grass and water.

They look good, but I think I’ll pass.

I’m not in the moooood!

Is that Marie Cowllendar?

…betcha can’t toss just one…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zb1qsVqjwg

100% organic!

Not hungry can use for a fire.

ah, it’s cow pie season…..just as yummy and festive as pumpkin pie season

Certainly a booming business …….EW

Memo to head of marketing…

“…I do not think it means what they think it means.”

Smoking in the kitchen?!

You’ve tried the rest, now taste the best!

Brand names that never caught on.

But it is processed….

For when you want something extra in your pie-in-the-face act.

This is what we’re reduced to after losing Eskimo Pies.

You can tell how old this one is.

You can’t get away with smoking in the kitchen today. Who wants ashes in their cow pies?

Mom’s nostalgic favorite; steak and kidney, from Merry Olde England?

After Bill Gates call for ‘rich countries’ to switch to (and exclusively eat) synthetic meat, I think he should receive at least 1000 of these pies … delivered fresh to his front door.