Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for July 28, 2016

Do…not…make…joke…about getting…better…tail….

What we have here is a retail tailor.

Oohh, a sale.Might be time to visit your local retailer.

You have to admit, Jonah Hill looks great in drag.

“And this one comes with on-board automatic rocking chair avoidance.”

Can’t she spring for more than just a new tail? How about a new coat? The old one looks just about as scraggly as the tail.

So…How do you plug those things in?