La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for August 31, 2004
Transcript:
Man: Yes, it's true! I'm going to win my "green card" on a reality TV show! Eddie: Can you win a green card and get your immigration status fixed so easily? Man: I know it takes a lot of effort to get legal residency. For instance, today we have to lie in a coffin filled with rats, eat live worms and fight off a pack of vicious dogs!