La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 28, 2005

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Memo: Where's "Canto vs. The Aztec Zombies" when you need it? Memo reads the Mexican government's "Comic Book Guide for Immigrants." Dangers in the desert Do not run if captured. You may end up lost in the boiling desert. Do not resist the Border Patrol or try to harm them in any way. Avoid border patrol-looking officers in overly tightfitting uniforms. They may be impostors, or simply Scoutmasters lost from their campout jamboree.