Vero: My teacher's pension fund probably lost twenty percent value. Eddie: Forget the stock market. It's too unstable. I'm making my money the old-fashioned way... I'm buying a lottery ticket.
A couple of days ago Steve Jobs announced a change in job title. All the frightened little girls on Wall St. peed their pants and damaged my mutual funds again. Why does my little retirement fund depend so much on the moods of those twits??
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Ahh! 20%? Were you planning on retiring tomorrow and withdrawing everything in a lump sum. Ever notice over time the market ALWAYS rises?
Habogee over 13 years ago
A couple of days ago Steve Jobs announced a change in job title. All the frightened little girls on Wall St. peed their pants and damaged my mutual funds again. Why does my little retirement fund depend so much on the moods of those twits??