La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 28, 2012

here’s one for New Mexico: We really are a state…really i swear!!! We are stuck between Arizona and Texas and like neither one of them.

I thought it was now “…a subsidiary of Koch Industries.” I personally preferred, “Come smell our dairy air.”

New Jersey: “You don’ know. You don’ wanna know.”

If a contestant is good enough they don’t need to cheat to win!

California…The Granola State: what’s not fruits or nuts are flakes