La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 10, 2019

I wonder how jittery is the school’s anthropomorphic map.

Problem solved!

I’m so old I remember when “backstabbing” meant people were saying nasty things about you.

Republicans do nothing about the mass murders in our schools

because they take Russian money from the NRA.

We need to arm all the teachers, administrators, secretaries, janitors, and groundskeepers.

What could possibly go wrong.