Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 28, 2019

Alright. You can eat a pound of chocolate every day, and never gain weight.

I’m not sleeping with your sister. Or your neighbors.

And in that order!

“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies…”

“Sweetheart, you’ll never get fat from eating chocolate all the time.”

Okay. You’re a voluptuous virgin. And here, these chocolates are for you.

He looks like Bela Lugosi. I think she wants her blood back.

You’re beautiful and I’m big and rich.

“Are you going to drink my blood!?!” “I’m Vlad the Plummer. I’m here to fix that clog in your artery.”

From the original art: “the sham of the carny life”? Of all the ways to describe the carny life, “sham” doesn’t seem like one of them.

…er…and wine; don’t forget the wine.

And so, children, the GOP won the Presidency and both Houses of Congress.

But there was no chocolate, and the lies became as ugly as the truth.

Go figger.

Beautiful lies covered in chocolate……which government office is she running for?

….and while you’re at it, grab a bottle of Merlot…..!

24 karat lies.

Don’t we all?

Did the email version go out today?

“And if you can’t get me a fudgesicle, give me the next thing you got – but dip it in chocolate”…

Desperation sex! Half the pleasure and twice the regret!