But if he were smart, he’d realize that there are 6 to 8 Billion folks in the planet and more than half of them are female. So odds are that at least ONE of them will have pity and go out with him one day.
Frank’s powers of observation are in question. I’d be worried if my vet couldn’t tell the difference between a gas stove and an electric one. I know he’s impaired, but still. It reminds me of that old Benny Hill ditty, that went mostly like “…that cats only got one eye! I said, that cats not walking in, he’s walking out!”
From Google: What are the potential health effects of methane? Inhalation: Low concentrations are not harmful. A high concentration can displace oxygen in the air. If less oxygen is available to breathe, symptoms such as rapid breathing, rapid heart rate, clumsiness, emotional upsets and fatigue can result.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Well Frank could always electrocute himself.
But if he were smart, he’d realize that there are 6 to 8 Billion folks in the planet and more than half of them are female. So odds are that at least ONE of them will have pity and go out with him one day.
After he buys her a new car………,
BigDaveGlass about 6 years ago
“I can’t bear to go on” was that intensional?
Airbender about 6 years ago
Idiot bear, should have left him alone. Now he may go try something that can really kill him.
rdmacgregor about 6 years ago
He’s a veterinarian; he should have some euthanol on hand.
FassEddie about 6 years ago
Frank’s powers of observation are in question. I’d be worried if my vet couldn’t tell the difference between a gas stove and an electric one. I know he’s impaired, but still. It reminds me of that old Benny Hill ditty, that went mostly like “…that cats only got one eye! I said, that cats not walking in, he’s walking out!”
Ray*C about 6 years ago
From Google: What are the potential health effects of methane? Inhalation: Low concentrations are not harmful. A high concentration can displace oxygen in the air. If less oxygen is available to breathe, symptoms such as rapid breathing, rapid heart rate, clumsiness, emotional upsets and fatigue can result.
Dragoncat about 6 years ago
When Ralph is the voice of reason, you know the world is coming to an end…