Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 14, 2008

It’ll be a long time before you get a turn, Lio.

Activate the ‘drown the player’ feature before you let him play.

I love it when Lio features characters of the great books.

If you thought World of Warcraft was addictive, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet

Lio should lampoon the geezer…

The game soundtrack features the Broadway classic I’m Gonna Slap That Man Right Down With My Tail.

Frighteningly enough, Runar, there IS a “Moby Dick: the Musical.” Let’s just say that Melville wouldn’t recognize it.

moby dick!!!

I wonder if Ishmeal will come in with Starbucks coffee. (Literary reference to the characters in Moby Dick)