Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 04, 2012

Lio guarantees to give one indigestion.

Was that monster living in the grave right next to Lio’s mom??? Hope she gives it what-for for scaring her son…

I knew you were going to say that!

Lio disagrees with something that ate him.

That is definitely one upset tummy! And I think it will remain upset until you upchuck…err…up-Lio!

This upset tummy problem will soon be laid to rest…

A midnight snack with a kick.

my bet is on Lio

Lio got eaten by a ghost.

Lio’s been giving his father heartburn for years.

Lio didn’t keep off the grass so he’s being moan down.

Lio should run in place or do jumping jacks in there, and should keep doing it. He needs to get tired. He needs to exercise himself until he’s pooped out.

Lio is in a bad spirit today.

“Albert kept kicking and biting till Wallace arose feeling bad”

http://monologues.co.uk/Alberts_Return.shtml