Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 29, 2013

If ya can’t beat’em, join ’em!

Lio must be Tom Savini’s top customer.

This has been shown to work – well in the movies that is.

In ‘The Walking Dead’ it was the odor of the decaying flesh of the infected.

Technically, there were already Zombies in Lio’s area. Did they just now become dangerous enough to be considered apocalypse-inducers?

Nice salute to Tom Savini.

A kudos to Tom Savini, the make-up master of Hollywood horror and gore! But…I’ve never seen one of those “In Case of Zombie Apocalypse, Break Glass” kits mounted in any public building in the Chicago area. Has the EPA fallen down on the job? Or is it because crooked Chicago politicians (sorry for the redundancy) have siphoned them all off for their own mansions?

I prefer my zombies to be of the genuine variety…..entranced, highly suggestive tools of the “shaman”; not decaying flesh, brain fixated creations of Hollywood.

What, no guts?

Whenever I see Tom Savini’s name, my first thought is is role as “Sex Machine” in From Dusk Till Dawn

I’m thinking how effective pretending to be a zombie was for Bill Murray in Zombieland. Worked great until he tried to scare someone with a shotgun.

“…and use broken glass on Zombies”

I keep hearing “She’s Not There” in my head.

It’s wavelength emanation from the original enchanter’s spell..5 senses diminished to almost nothing. And zombie noses fall off anyways..see Xanth series, Castle Roogna

Now Lio blends right in!

Oh no!

At least someone here knows who Tom Savini is. Kudos!

Can’t (won’t) beat ’em, join them.

Imhotep

Wrong movie. You’re thinking of “The Mummy”.

Well that’s the quick way to break into politics……..