Thank you for your interest in ALIEN ABDUCTION. Unfortunately, you do not suit our current needs.
A form letter, how low can they go?
Maybe if he had a reference from one of their other abductees.
They only want Probe Resistors.
I got that letter…
Bummer! What does one have to do to get abducted and probed around here? Sorry, Lio!
They’ll take Cartman but not Lio. Does it get ANY more insulting than that?
Npw wouldn’t that be the height of humiliation? Not even good enough for aliens to abduct you?
Dissed by Gists! You right Sis!
Maybe they’re looking for women.
At least you’re safe Lio.
Greys are getting picky..
I always knew publishers were aliens. Try getting an agent Lio. Or better yet, submit to MAD. They have a rejection slip worth framing on the wall.
“We’re looking for someone more submissive to management and who wouldn’t enjoy the probing so much.”
Probably to small for their anal probe.
Given the luck I’ve had over the past three years finding a steady job (thank you very much, Barry and Marty), this reads like those few potential employers who have bothered to respond to my applications.
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
margueritem almost 11 years ago
A form letter, how low can they go?
Bilan almost 11 years ago
Maybe if he had a reference from one of their other abductees.
ShortStraw almost 11 years ago
They only want Probe Resistors.
zero almost 11 years ago
I got that letter…
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Bummer! What does one have to do to get abducted and probed around here? Sorry, Lio!
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
They’ll take Cartman but not Lio. Does it get ANY more insulting than that?
Linda Pearson almost 11 years ago
Npw wouldn’t that be the height of humiliation? Not even good enough for aliens to abduct you?
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Dissed by Gists! You right Sis!
ewalnut almost 11 years ago
Maybe they’re looking for women.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
At least you’re safe Lio.
cosman almost 11 years ago
Greys are getting picky..
bopard almost 11 years ago
I always knew publishers were aliens. Try getting an agent Lio. Or better yet, submit to MAD. They have a rejection slip worth framing on the wall.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“We’re looking for someone more submissive to management and who wouldn’t enjoy the probing so much.”
Rymlianin almost 11 years ago
Probably to small for their anal probe.
K M almost 11 years ago
Given the luck I’ve had over the past three years finding a steady job (thank you very much, Barry and Marty), this reads like those few potential employers who have bothered to respond to my applications.