Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 27, 2016

lawn no what haircut

Revenge of the Lawn Monster!

Landshark!

Lio will soon get down to earth.

Richard Brautigan was there first.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Katsushika Hokusai was there before Brautigan.

Yet another fallout from Lio’s use of nukes.

This is why you should never get sod. That stuff might come from anywhere.

“…for amber waves of grain…”

Lawn about to point out ‘you missed a spot.’

I remember having lawn mowing experiences like that!!

Look behind you Lio.

I choose to believe it’s a friendly lawn and that it just wants to thank Lio for giving it a much-needed back-to-school trim!

Except when the full moon appears, the weregrass is just plain old Greta Garbo. She famously brought this curse on herself when she said, “I vant to be alawn….”

The Grassy Grasp: Revenge of the Lawn!