Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 04, 2019

Lio’s friend might need a grindstone or few when it comes to the filing.

He should bring his pet cassowary. It is a large flightless bird with one claw much longer than the others.

Want to look your best for the next movie auditions.

And scraping out the Bambi bits.

I hope the big guy isn’t ticklish!

That is how I feel sometimes (like now) when I am overdue for my pedi! Lol!And WHAT is this thing now where they attack your feet with a cheese grater??? No thank you!

Sorry, dude…but Lio’s right…those things need to be trimmed ASAP!

There might be a clause to that ‘free pedicure’.

I guess Lio’s friend is going to make the $10 purchase.

Next: “Going out of business sale!”

Time to fire up the angle grinder.

Gonna need a 10" auto body grinder for them babies.

Soon, he can ravage Tokyo in style!

Those definitely need to be buffed. Way too much splitting at the ends!

Looks like my German Shepherd’s nails.

We will assume for the sake of the joke that the pedicurist does outcalls….

nightmare for the people working at the spa