Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 06, 2021

I think Bruce Banner’s parents feel the same way.

Very realistic.

Lio’s dad knows the problem is with shredded clothes!

The fact that his son is a werewolf is immaterial!!

Parent priorities.

“Do you know how much clothes cost? Do you think I’m made of money?”

Followed by complaints about all the hair and saliva on the carpet and furniture …

I’m betting he’s getting the whole “Money doesn’t grow on trees” or “Do you think I’m made out of money here?” lecture.

“You and your suicide attempts! Just look at this gas bill!”

‘Your body didn’t change in size to easily shred your clothes this much! tsk tsk tsk Liö, think about your odd potions in future! Yes, even potions have options!’

Oh c’mon – you know how quickly kids grow.

And they say that werewolves are afraid of nothing.

I like that his dad is the practical one: clothes are expensive on a growing boy. As a single child he has no siblings to receive from, or hand down to, outgrown clothes. Money doesn’t grow on trees, except in comics…..Hmmm.

How do antivaxers feel about lycanthropy?

Bye bye the new pajama.

Makes me smile to see Lio’s hair remains as always, and yet, perfectly fits a werewolf coiffure.

What’s the fun of being a werewolf if your up-tight parents are all over you for spoiling your clothes?

Ripped jeans are all the “rage.” Turn him loose on the furniture and you can be hip with the “distressed farm house look.”

Why do people pay top dollar for ripped jeans when all they need to do is rip them yourself? Oy, are we slaves to fashion ads or what?

https://www.google.com/search?q=hirsutism+wolf+boy

So is dad going to have to get out the rolled up newspaper?