Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 14, 2024

It’s not going to cook right.

That would make the hot dog eating contest more challenging.

So who’s Liō also invited to their little cookout?

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I’m not sure, Lio… The geometric laws concerning the grilled/soft ratio on sausages don’t speak in favor of your however impressive choice. I’d rather have 2 dozens regular sized ones, if you don’t mind.

Bun length?

Watch out, here comes the driver of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile and he looks mad!

Hey Lio, you can’t run with that. Stay on the porch.

We’re going to need a bigger grill!

That’ll feed few more than 2 people…

Was that all from one animal?

Gonna need a campfire to roast that weenie. Maybe two.

The Graf Zeppelin

Knowing Liō, he probably grew that meat in his lab.

It may be full of air (that’s how he can carry it).

“Move over, little dog, ‘cause the big dog’s movin’ in.”

Liô is a growing kid with a monster appetite.