Since other people have already questioned what might have been in the cookies or eggnog they left out for Santa and his crew, I’ll just raise this simple issue: What’s “elf spray”? (Being Jewish, I’ve never awakened on Christmas — or any other morning — to find comatose elves in my living room, so I’m a little out of my element.)
Imagine about 2 years ago
What was in those cookies you left out for them?
Macushlalondra about 2 years ago
Hey they’ve earned their rest. Santa works them pretty hard!
Bill The Nuke about 2 years ago
Shouldn’t leave spiked eggnog for Santa and his crewy
Imagine about 2 years ago
But first move the air horn away from Sammy’s ear.
phnx1965 about 2 years ago
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
vacman about 2 years ago
I have heard of Elf on a Shelf, but Elf on a Bender is an ugly sight!
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
Since other people have already questioned what might have been in the cookies or eggnog they left out for Santa and his crew, I’ll just raise this simple issue: What’s “elf spray”? (Being Jewish, I’ve never awakened on Christmas — or any other morning — to find comatose elves in my living room, so I’m a little out of my element.)
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Too much egg nog it would seem…
rshive about 2 years ago
The halfway-through-the-trip break.
j.l.farmer about 2 years ago
What did they put in the milk and cookies?
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
if that doesn’t work try the fire extinguisher…
Boise Ed Premium Member about 2 years ago
Cruel lady!