Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for December 15, 2019

  1. Missing large
    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    [nsfw] 100% true. Years ago a work mate of mine proudly displayed a Jenna Jameson bobble-head doll he’d purchased.

    I hit the roof. I told him that a porn star bobble head doll was the most useless, idiotic waste of money imaginable.

    What you want, I explained, was porn star finger puppets.

     •  Reply
  2. Strega
    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    Very cute-icle

     •  Reply
  3. Wallpapers jonny quest 1024x768
    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Santa Claws…

     •  Reply
  4. Calvin   hobbes   playtime in snow avatar flipped
    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    Insist on STD® Brand Hand Santatizer. Because you don’t know where that old man’s hand’s been!

     •  Reply
  5. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    you can see that dan’s completely lost his santaty…

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    clarrywat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Once again Dan has given us one where few to no one gets. Come on Dan if isn’t funny or satirical it’s a waste of our time.

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    No New Wars  8 months ago

    And a few months after that was published, you find that little bottle won’t be anything like big enough.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Looks Good on Paper