Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 20, 2023

His hands look a little large.

To be fair the Elf on a Shelf is creepy AF, and probably goes some way towards the normalisation of a surveillance state.

Could have used a toy soldier……or nutcracker!!!!!

So when Trump becomes dictator with his concentration camps should every democrat leave the USA or turn into a freedom fighter?

Elf on a shelf versus Cheat on a seat.

‘Wake up!’ Rick Wilson says Americans must grasp horror of Trump’s ‘fascistpalooza’

One-time Republican strategist Rick Wilson this week said there is absolutely no longer any need to equivocate about whether former President Donald Trump is a fascist.Appearing on Molly Jong-Fast’s “Fast Politics” podcast, Wilson said that Trump’s recent statements and actions amounted to a “fascistpalooza” and he said that more Americans need to grasp the danger of what a second term would mean for the country.

‘I’m your macho leader’: Expert explains what Trump’s ‘contempt for the rule of law’ shows

Former President Donald Trump’s history of racist rhetoric has been amplified over the course of his political career. In an August report, PBS News notes the 2024 MAGA hopeful “has used terms such as ‘animal’ and ‘rabid’ to describe Black district attorneys. He has accused Black prosecutors of being ‘racist.’ He has made unsupported claims about their personal lives. And on his social media platform, Truth Social, Trump has deployed terms that rhyme with racial slurs as some of his supporters post racist screeds about the same targets.”During Sunday’s episode of MSNBC’s Velshi, guest host Charles Coleman Jr. spoke with Yale University professor of philosophy Jason Stanley about the ways race has shown up amid Trump’s legal troubles.

I don’t have an elf on any shelf.

He should be in prison as we speak

Poor elf, not going to make his quota. Of course no need for an elf for Biden, everyone knows he’s a lying, cheating, thieving, treasonous person.

Trump will blame his elf before he blames himself.

The Elf on the Shelf is suffering writer’s cramp.

Isn’t the idea of the Elf on the Shelf that he reports back to Santa on your behavior? Ten minutes’ observation will place Trump on Santa’s s**t list, and this Elf can then move on to his next assignment.

He needs a Law Clerk On The Shelf.

Who needs an Elf when they can have Alexa ?

Well, it was inevitable, he did surround himself with rats.

That, and his stooges are realizing that loyalty is a one way street with the Orange Traitor. One day they are the best of the best, the next, they just got him coffee.