Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 16, 2024

Be careful. A lot of so called Christians have never read the book they worship. They might believe you.

Need to build an Ark? I Noah guy!!!!

And that is only number 8 on the list of God’s Top 10 Practical Jokes!

Yeah right. Wait til you see what Job has to endure because of a stupid bet.

“What’s a cubit?”

Forgot????…….jump thru a hoop!!

He tries to ignore God, but to Noah vail.

Some DUI tests are tough.

God hasn’t pulled such a funny practical joke since the “kill your kid because I ordered you to” gag he played on Abraham.

My BIble says seven pairs of clean animals and one pair of unclean animals. This is problematic, as the division between clean and unclean won’t be promulgated until the next book of the Bible, specifically Exodus xxxiv.

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