Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 25, 2010

Hey farmer - Hoe hoe hoe…

A toilet version of Hotel California.

I think It’s a bunch of Cr*p

9 out of 10 constipated people don’t give a bleeep

Here in Minnesota we have Climax, Fertile and Embarrass.

I would be embarrassed if Michell Bachman represented any part of my state (I’m already embarrassed that Dan Burton represents part of mine)

I actually had a high school English teacher that was from Climax! Apparently in her hey-day she was “Climax Queen” and she bragged about it often!

Ms. Bachman can’t help herself–non compos mentis. Dan Burton, on the other hand, just a scum bag.

But here in Pennsylvania we have Intercourse (ZIP 17534).

Sounds like a nice town to fart around.

pschearer…right next to Blue Balls (zip 17506)…a different constipation!!

peachyanddanny: Just noticed your name - you’re a “Man Who Would Be King” fan also?

Must be quite a backup into town

In Michigan, we had Nirvana, Paradise, and Hell.

In Georgia, we have a town called Cumming. Siemens has their name painted on the water tower.