Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 28, 2012

Why do people have a downer on bagpipes? I like them, not as part of a marching band, but as solo instruments. A nice bit of pibroch never does anybody any harm.

I always wanted to learn to play the whoopie cushion but I didn’t know which end to blow into.

I must have been a bagpipe in a former life; my wife says I’m full of hot air and drone on and on

Beans and fried chicken are pretty potent, too!

Does that mean I’m gonna have to start looking under seat cushions for bagpipes??

And they say there’s a gas shortage…

Your comment made me think of the bean scene in Blazing Saddles.

Yes.