Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 29, 2017

All programs will be skated to bagpipe music…

Someone else already had that idea. They call it curling. Doesn’t attract many dads. Or anyone else either.

July 27 was National Scotch Day, but it’s still good to celebrate on the 29th.

Do the male skaters wear kilts?

Make it bourbon and I’m in.

Lonely Blonde Ale should attract the beer drinkers.

Horrible idea, and a waste of perfectly good scotch. The only way to drink scotch is neat, no water, no ice.