Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 01, 2017

What’s he in for? jaywalking? disturbing the peace? or maybe being too henpecked?

He crossed the road. Across a double yellow line. Plus “creating a nuisance” thrown in at the last.

I attended a class at our church that encouraged us to get in touch with our spirituality by getting off what the instructor called, “The Hamster Wheel of Life” every now and then. I told him that the metaphor did not apply to me since I’m a free-range hamster.

I don’t know…that guard looks a tad hungry…

Prison – otherwise known as “deep litter”.

if they send him to the chair will he be fried chicken…?

They might make soup out of him… he’s already “in stir”.