Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 22, 2019

When a person keeps his anger all bottled up, it’s bound to get loose before you know it!

I think I’ll stick with the Canned Preserves, even if the look like Bottled Preserves

Don’t haggle…..or he’ll unleash an anger, never before seen, in the history of man…

Put a cork in it.

As luck would hive it, there’s no honey.

All proceeds from the sale of bottled anger go to support your local SJW crowd.

Of course he’s angry. You would be too if you had to deal with all those bottlenecks.

does she also offer canned laughter…?

There was supposed to be a guy selling cans of whoop-a$$, but he couldn’t make it.