Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 31, 2023

Neither. Santa Claus’ unemployment is about to run out!

What?? Being made into pumpkin pies?

Chance favors the prepared mind, or in this case, pumpkin.

He might make it all the way to Presidents’ Day with that Lincoln hat.

Do I catch a changed quote from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension?

I’m pretty sure snowman heads are made out of snow.

Is he wearing the shades because he’s pie eyed?

Neither of you is gonna make it pass Thanksgiving.

Actually, I think he’s supposed to be Ebenezer Scrooge.

His headhunter is helping him carve out a new career path.

Ha! Getting all had himself!