Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 15, 1989
Transcript:
Your future Delta: What do you plan to do after high school, Luann? Luann: Oh, I dunno. My uncle said I could waitress in his restaurant.... Delta: I plan to get a degree in business administration, then open a consulting firm. Luann: Uh-huh. Delta: With careful money management and shrewd investments, I'll generate enough capital to produce a line of high end fashions. Delta: I'll write a "how to" best seller, cash in on the lucrative lecture circuit and produce a series of instructional videos. I'll expand into tv and movie production, publishing and real estate, acquiring hotels, shopping malls, theme parks and part of Hawaii! Delta: "The Delta corporation" will top the fortune 500 and I'll be the wealthiest, most powerful woman on the planet! Delta: ...but, hey- I'll never forget my friend Luann....the waitress. Luann: Or I might run for president.
Mikeyj about 12 years ago
Why? Will the “Adult entertainment” club be firing her?
luckylouie over 11 years ago
Or she could call it “The Oprah Corporation”.
WesTXGrl13 Premium Member over 3 years ago
And then she will disappear completely from the Luann comic strip.